Melted and Shat On! Yay.

Great for Homeless Person

Total Wreck!

blew out my back in NAM

"This is the most comfortable couch you will ever own. I need someone to pick it up tomorrow before 10 am. I blew out my back in NAM with the 3rd Bat , 7th Regiment, and can't help you carry it down the stairs. I live on the 4th floor, so bring help. First come, first serve."

Blood, Sweat and WTF!

Smells like teen spirits.


Eczema



Robo Couch

Genuine Turd Hide

Frowns

Free At Last



Making A Break For It

Dirty and Smelly with Bonus Stain

2 Girls, 1 Couch

gathering moss, and some mildew too

Hill Billies

Chocolait and Corn -yum!

FUBAR

Separated at Birth


The Luxurious Feel of Bare Foam

Cheap Perfume and Dust

'SNEEZE'
the new scent from uglycouchdotcom

Dog Couch

"Dog died, don't need couch anymore. You pick up."

Genuine Cocodile Dundee Hide

Bunch of Crap

Elaborate Ugly

In A Padded Room

Tilt-A-Whirl

Quentin Crisp Slept Here

ugly, dirty, & upside down

Socially Awkward

Genuine Cockroach Hide

Back Alley & Classy

Ears and All

Regal Ugly

1992 is Not Vintage!!!!

Phone Book Not Included

"Missing a back leg (works okay propped up with a really thick phone book).
No back cushions, side cushions are there.
You pick up."

The Lone Ranger's Grama


...and mini gran

Optical Illusion

Poor Little Lonely Guy

Grey

Genuine Frogahide

Does it come with junk!

Free: Ugly dirty ripped couch, you pick up.

Genuine Baby Elephant Hide