When Cats are Maddened by the Midnight Dance
Touch meIt's so easy to leave me
All alone with the memory
Of my days in the sun
If you touch me
You'll understand what happiness is...
WOW THATS A FANCY COUCH!!!!!
“Have you ever wanted to own a high class, top of the line couch? But the high cost of those couches was just too much? Well today only you’re in luck. Check your wallet, if there’s zero or less dollars then you can afford this couch!
Relax in style with its plastic gold trim.- Sit quickly and comfortably with its stream line aerodynamic holes in the armrest.
- Can seat 1-15 people… NOTE: Seating number not guaranteed.
- Possibly the world’s most comfortable couch.
- The couch is located on a second floor in an apartment complex. Most people after moving it down notice a 35.5% increase in muscle mass.
… NOTE: Muscle mass results may vary.
So go ahead and take my couch, it’s a decision you’ll never regret.”
[Thanks Chad of dublin / pleasanton / livermore]
